I was going to pick one up for my Sofia (my darrrrlling puppy), but it’s not Prime!

My dog came back home last month after having run away and he was missing for a week. After a couple of hours he puked up 3 of these rings. I’m not sure exactly when he got them but I can tell you that after rinsing them off they were still in great shape. They looked new. I like to keep them in a can of Chicken fat to keep them from corroding

I got this as an engagement ring for my (would-be) Fiance.. too bad I said “See its Orange, your favorite color” only for her to point out that it was in fact NOT her fav color.. she reminded me that Orange was my ex’s, Erica’s, favorite color.. sooo I guess I’m single now and I’ve gone past the 30 day return policy.. still a nice ring tho I guess I can sell it and buy a Ferrari now.. so theres that

Sorry on this one, Gotta hit Lottery or powerball first !