CSF Caption Contest #5

[Ninja_Bait]

I should try not to procrastinate so much. Anyway, here's number five; we've got 47 to go!



Deadline is Saturday even though I posted late.

Newcomers welcome! Obviously, you post a funny caption for the picture and hope to win.

Pictures welcome! I am running out of gags with the few space figs I have left, so PM me if you have something funny!

[Admiral Netsooj]

"Darn batteries are dead again......"

[Borgador]

WHAT??? No it wasn't right in your face when I turned it on...Aww come on...No I wasn't going to cut your nose off...What I have to put down my saw before you'll come back??? Oh what ever...You can run but I've got skis you won't get far...

[MTronHeroKodiak]

"So I married an Ice chainsaw murderer, but she does have a awesome ship and house...ok, ok, so it's a base. But I mean, I married an Ice chainsaw murderer."

[_zenn]

"Darn batteries are dead again......"

Haha, I thought of the same thing when I saw the pic.

[Sir Michael Le Fanu]

And for my first trick, I've turned a plasic chainsaw into a plastic chainsaw!
And I made these skis appear on my feet.

[ted @ndes]

"... You're telling me that for 10 years of service on this Ice Planet, all I get is this lousy back-scratcher?... A BACK-SCRATCHER?!... I knew I should have signed up with M-Tron instead."

[thebatman_104]

Why did they give us chainsaws with our equipment I need ski poles to get up this hill not a chainsaw...wonder how long it would take to build a chairlift?

[Skull Thuggery]

"-sigh-, I'll always have this memento of my drunken one-night stand with Bruce Campbell."

[Ninja_Bait]

I wasn't expecting some of these captions... it looks like we are getting better!

First Place to Ted @ndes:

"... You're telling me that for 10 years of service on this Ice Planet, all I get is this lousy back-scratcher?... A BACK-SCRATCHER?!... I knew I should have signed up with M-Tron instead."

Second Place to Sir Michael:

And for my first trick, I've turned a plasic chainsaw into a plastic chainsaw!
And I made these skis appear on my feet.

Stealing the Obvious Caption Award to Admiral Netsooj (2 pts):

"Darn batteries are dead again......"

Welcome to Skull Thuggery! Two points to you as well, for doing an unexpected caption, too.

Scores:

Sir Michael Le Fanu 22
Admiral Netsooj 20
Borgador 18
MTronHeroKodiak 18
Ted @ndes 15
thebatman_104 3
Skull Thuggery 2

Onward!