CSF Caption Contest #5

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CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby Ninja_Bait » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:06 pm

I should try not to procrastinate so much. Anyway, here's number five; we've got 47 to go!

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Deadline is Saturday even though I posted late.

Newcomers welcome! Obviously, you post a funny caption for the picture and hope to win.

Pictures welcome! I am running out of gags with the few space figs I have left, so PM me if you have something funny!
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby Admiral Netsooj » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:10 pm

"Darn batteries are dead again......"
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby Borgador » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:54 pm

WHAT??? No it wasn't right in your face when I turned it on...Aww come on...No I wasn't going to cut your nose off...What I have to put down my saw before you'll come back??? Oh what ever...You can run but I've got skis you won't get far...
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby MTronHeroKodiak » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:07 pm

"So I married an Ice chainsaw murderer, but she does have a awesome ship and house...ok, ok, so it's a base. But I mean, I married an Ice chainsaw murderer."
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby _zenn » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:33 pm

Admiral Netsooj wrote:"Darn batteries are dead again......"


Haha, I thought of the same thing when I saw the pic. :p :D
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby Sir Michael Le Fanu » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:41 pm

And for my first trick, I've turned a plasic chainsaw into a plastic chainsaw!
And I made these skis appear on my feet.
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby ted @ndes » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:06 pm

"... You're telling me that for 10 years of service on this Ice Planet, all I get is this lousy back-scratcher?... A BACK-SCRATCHER?!... I knew I should have signed up with M-Tron instead."
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby thebatman_104 » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:37 pm

Why did they give us chainsaws with our equipment I need ski poles to get up this hill not a chainsaw...wonder how long it would take to build a chairlift?
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby Skull Thuggery » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:00 pm

"-sigh-, I'll always have this memento of my drunken one-night stand with Bruce Campbell."
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Re: CSF Caption Contest #5

Postby Ninja_Bait » Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:37 pm

I wasn't expecting some of these captions... it looks like we are getting better!

First Place to Ted @ndes:
Ted @ndes wrote:"... You're telling me that for 10 years of service on this Ice Planet, all I get is this lousy back-scratcher?... A BACK-SCRATCHER?!... I knew I should have signed up with M-Tron instead."


Second Place to Sir Michael:
Sir Michael le Fanu wrote:And for my first trick, I've turned a plasic chainsaw into a plastic chainsaw!
And I made these skis appear on my feet.


Stealing the Obvious Caption Award to Admiral Netsooj (2 pts):
Admiral Netsooj wrote:"Darn batteries are dead again......"


Welcome to Skull Thuggery! Two points to you as well, for doing an unexpected caption, too.

Scores:
Sir Michael Le Fanu 22
Admiral Netsooj 20
Borgador 18
MTronHeroKodiak 18
Ted @ndes 15
thebatman_104 3
Skull Thuggery 2


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